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Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: Want to go for a spin!
Q: What kind of shorts to clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister!
Q: What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
A: I lava you!
Q: What bow can't be tied?
A: A rainbow!
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature!
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Q: What happens when the fog disperses in California?
A: UCLA!
Q: How hot is it?
A: It's so hot, when I turned on my lawn sprinkler, all I got was steam!
Q: Who does everyone listen to, but no one believes?
A: The weather reporter
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
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