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Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!

Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!

Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.

Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You sure are Boo-tiful!

Q: Why was the baby ghost sad?
A: He wanted his mummy!

Q: What do witches put on their bagels?
A: Scream Cheese

Q: What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
A: It was fang-tastic!

Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
A: Because they can be pains in the neck!

Q: Do you know how to make a witch itch?
A: You take away the w!

Q: What subject in school is easy for a witch?
A: Spell-ing

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