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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
A: Doyouthinkysaraus
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A: A dino-snore!
Q: How do you know if there is a dinosaur in your refrigerator?
A: The door won't shut!
Q: What dinosaur would Harry Potter be?
A: The Dinosorcerer
Q: How can you best raise a baby dinosaur?
A: With a crane!
Q: What did the dinosaur put on her steak?
A: Dinosauce
Q: Why was the Stegosaurus such a good volleyball player?
A: Because he could really spike the ball!
Q: What came after the dinosaur?
A: Its tail!
Q: What does a triceratops sit on?
A: Its tricera-bottom.
Q: What do dinosaurs use on the floors of their kitchens?
A: Rep-tiles
Q: What is the best thing to do if you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
A: Pray that it doesn't see you.
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans?
A: Squash
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: To eat the chickens on the other side.
Q: What do you call a paleontologist who sleeps all the time?
A: Lazy bones
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score
Q: What did the dinosaur use to build his house?
A: A dino-saw
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